Thursday, October 23, 2008

Sarah Palin's Extreme Makeover

Never mind asking who is Obama?
WHO IS SARAH PALIN?

VP candidate Sarah Palin is a carefully constructed image as artificial as the "grass" in Giants Stadium.
She is just your average working mom who shops in "small town" stores like Neiman Marcus, Saks 5th Avenue.
This hockey mom budgets some of her hard-earned income for bread, eggs, milk and jackets worth about $1000, footwear costing about $1000 as well.

I am not going to argue with the fashion. The clothes looks good.
I have no problem with her spending the money if she has earned it or if it was gifted to her. But how does she expect to connect with the average blue-collar Joe (six pack or plumber).
I have shopped nice stores like Lord & Taylor, Nordstrom, and Saks and have NEVER seen a Joe-Sixpack redneck at either.
That is because Joe Six-pack shops at stores with the word "MART" stuck at the end.

Combined, Sarah and Todd reported earned income of $166,000 last year.
Can you imagine if average Joe Sixpac, making average salary of $45,000 discovered his wife had spent $30,000 on designer couture?
(Joe might reach for that arm guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment...unless she bought him a 6-pack)

The things $150,000 can buy you.
A personal shopper named Jeff Larson.
A vocal coach named Priscilla Shanks to help improve pronunciations.
(You mean she sounded worse?)
These are written off as Operating Expenditures.
If she is just like US, whats wrong with the way she talks?
If she is just like US, whats wrong with the way she dresses?

So, in short, SARAH PALIN IS A FAKE!

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